with

 

With money you can buy a house, but not a home. With money you can buy a clock

but not time. With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. With money you can buy

a book, but not knowledge. With money you can buy a position, but not respect. With

 money you can buy blood, but not life

 

معلمی هنر است , معلمی عشقی است الهی

مي توان در سايه آموختن
گنج عشق جاودان اندوختن
اول از استاد، ياد آموختيم
پس، سويداي سواد آموختيم
از پدر گر قالب تن يافتيم
از معلم جان روشن يافتيم
اي معلم چون کنم توصيف تو
چون خدا مشکل توان تعريف تو
اي تو کشتي نجات روح ما
اي به طوفان جهالت نوح ما
يک پدر بخشنده آب و گل است
يک پدر روشنگر جان و دل است
ليک اگر پرسي کدامين برترين
آنکه دين آموزد و علم يقين
روز و هفته معلم بر همه ی معلمان مبارک باد .

شعر از شهریار

Why God Made Mothers

 

Why God Made Mothers

By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"?

وقتي خدا مادران را مي آفريد در روز ششم تا ديروقت كار مي كرد.
فرشته‌اي اومد و پرسيد: چرا اينقدر روي اين يكي وقت مي گذاري؟
و خدا پاسخ داد :
مي دوني چه خصوصياتي در نظر گرفتم تا درستش كنم ؟
   
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time , have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and do these things only with two  hands."

بايد قابل شستشو باشه ولي پلاستيكي نباشه. بيش از 200 قسمت قابل حركت داشته باشه كه قابل تعويض باشند. و بايد بتونه از همه جور غذا استفاده كنه. .بايد بتونه هم زمان سه تا بچه رو در آغوش بگيره . با يه بوسه  كه از زانوي زخمي تا قلب شكسته رو شفا بده. و همه اينها رو بايد فقط با دو تا دست انجام بده. 
 the angel was impressed" just two hands..impossible""

"And that's just on the standard model?" the Angel asked.

"This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

فرشته تحت تأثير قرار گرفته بود .
فقط دو تا دست غير ممكنه . مطمئني اين يك مدل درست و استاندارده ؟
اين همه كار براي امروز زياده بقيه‌اش رو بگذار براي فردا و تكميلش كن

 
"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she's sick AND she can work 18 hours a day

نمي تونم ديگه آخراي كارمه. چيزي نمونده كه موجودي را كه محبوب قلبم هست رو كامل كنم.
وقتي بيمار مي شه خودش، خودش رو معالجه مي كنه و مي تونه 18 ساعت در روز كاركنه . 
 
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

فرشته نزديكتر اومد و زن رو لمس كرد:
اين كه خيلي لطيفه!!
بله لطيفه. ولي خيلي قوي درستش كردم . نمي توني تصور كني چه چيزهايي رو مي تونه تحمل كنه و بر چه مشكلاتي پيروز بشه.
 "Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

فرشته پرسيد : مي تونه فكر كنه ؟
خدا پاسخ داد : نه تنها فكر مي كنه مي تونه استدلال و بحث و گفتگو كنه .

فرشته گونه زن رو لمس كرد: ”خدا فكر كنم بار مسئوليت زيادي بهش دادي ! سوراخ شده و داره چكه مي كنه !”
"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything; for mothers are truly amazing!"

خدا اشتباه فرشته رو تصحيح كرد : چكه نمي كنه - اين اشكه .
فرشته پرسيد :به چه دردي مي خوره ؟
اشكها روش او هستند تا غمهاش، ترديدهاش، عشقش ، تنهائيش، رنجش و غرورش را بيان كنه .
فرشته هيجان زده گفت :خداوندا تو نابغه اي فکر تمام چيز هاي خارق العاده رو براي ساختن مادرها کرده اي ..
but there is only one thing wrong with her

she forgets what she is worth...

فقط يك چيزش خوب نيست.
خودش فراموش مي كنه كه چقدر با ارزشه .

 
 

نامه ضرغامی برای درخواست فیلم های نوروزی

Hai

My mane is ezat ol god zargami. how are you ? fine thanks and you ? Tanx hame is good.

I am raeis of sound and 30maye jomhoolie eslamie IRIB! We have eide norooz and we don’t have enough water to use in it. The last time that I kharidam az you film was in 30 sal pish, so your films is pooside and jer jer now. Bikaz we show that’s shunsad bar.

 I want film. Film haye khoob and yangoom! Pliz tell the yangoom come  to iran and play film with me. No no pliz tell anjoolina jili bili come. okay ? do you can send some moft film for me ? the moft film is the film that you put them in Recycle bin.

Attention : your film should very ba adab and don’t have kiss and love and 6 ... because there are very zesht and the god put you in jahanam. Do you want atash and azabe elahi ? ok. So don’t use anjoolina jili whit barat pit again in film.

Albate I have a gheychi and chasb whit a water pomp in my left jib, so I can edit your film very nice! Like a mast.

We have only 4 dubler that play in evry film. They change your sound and your meaning very good! Like a doogh.

We can change your story better than ghablesh, we are very herfe ei it in!

Thanks a lot . say hello to anjoolina jili. Every body hello miresoone. Thanks. Ok. Thanks . hapy new year! Bye .

آرزو

" آرزوي خورشيد کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که افکارت را روشن نگاه دارد بدون توجه به اينکه روز چقدر تيره است.
آرزوي باران کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که زيبايي بيشتري به روز آفتابيت بدهد .
آرزوي شادي کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که روحت را زنده و ابدي نگاه دارد .
آرزوي رنج کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که کوچکترين خوشي‌ها به بزرگترينها تبديل شوند .
آرزوي بدست آوردن کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که با هرچه مي‌خواهي راضي باشي .
آرزوي از دست دادن کافي براي تو مي‌کنم تا بخاطر هر آنچه داري شکرگزار باشي .
آرزوي سلام‌هاي کافي براي تو مي‌کنم که بتواني خداحافظي آخرين راحتري داشته باشي ."

Destiny

Destiny decides who u meets in life

but it's only your heart that can decid

who gets to sta

 

y in your life.....